"S" is for S I L L Y

I am joining Ms. Jenny for Alphabe Thursday. I know many of you early birds have already posted. I may be late but I am so happy to spend some quality time with all of you! I wanted to write a sad post. But I thought silly sounded like more fun! I have a silly joke for you! Question: What day of the week do chickens hate? Answer: F R Y D A Y ! Ha Ha! That is super silly! So come prepared to laugh a lot! I have more silliness to share!

Do you like silly string?
My kids use to love to spray it everywhere when we celebrated a birthday or a holiday like New Years Eve! It is very silly stuff.

Question: What do you call a pig who does karate? Answer: A pork chop!

I am not sure Miss Piggy would appreciate my humor but it sure is silly! Can you imagine a pig doing karate! LOL!

Ok, ok...I am done with the pig jokes!

  A MOTHER'S DICTIONARY

Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.

Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.

Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.

Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster

Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.

Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

Look out: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.

Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own.

Preprared childbirth: A contradiction in terms.

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.

Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

Storeroom: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.

Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.

Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

Two-minute warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

Verbal: Able to whine in words

Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.

Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."

Had enough silliness? I thought so!

I needed a big smile and a good laugh! I wanted to share all these silly  things with you! Now head over to the our Alphabe Thursday gang and join some "S" posts today!