I am joining Ms. Jenny for Alphabe Thursday. I know many of you early birds have already posted. I may be late but I am so happy to spend some quality time with all of you! I wanted to write a sad post. But I thought silly sounded like more fun! I have a silly joke for you! Question: What day of the week do chickens hate? Answer: F R Y D A Y ! Ha Ha! That is super silly! So come prepared to laugh a lot! I have more silliness to share!
Do you like silly string?
My kids use to love to spray it everywhere when we celebrated a birthday or a holiday like New Years Eve! It is very silly stuff.
Question: What do you call a pig who does karate? Answer: A pork chop!
I am not sure Miss Piggy would appreciate my humor but it sure is silly! Can you imagine a pig doing karate! LOL!
Ok, ok...I am done with the pig jokes!
Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.
Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.
Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
Look out: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.
Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own.
Preprared childbirth: A contradiction in terms.
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
Storeroom: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.
Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.
Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
Two-minute warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
Verbal: Able to whine in words
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.
Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."
Had enough silliness? I thought so!
I needed a big smile and a good laugh! I wanted to share all these silly things with you! Now head over to the our Alphabe Thursday gang and join some "S" posts today!
My kids use to love to spray it everywhere when we celebrated a birthday or a holiday like New Years Eve! It is very silly stuff.
Question: What do you call a pig who does karate? Answer: A pork chop!
A MOTHER'S DICTIONARY
Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.
Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
Look out: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.
Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own.
Preprared childbirth: A contradiction in terms.
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
Storeroom: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.
Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.
Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
Two-minute warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
Verbal: Able to whine in words
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.
Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."
Had enough silliness? I thought so!
I needed a big smile and a good laugh! I wanted to share all these silly things with you! Now head over to the our Alphabe Thursday gang and join some "S" posts today!
18 comments:
Well aren't you just full of sillyness. You made me smile!~Ames
Hilarious! I identified with quite a few of those...especially the one that says "whoops". That comes out of my mouth constantly and it does mean, "Get a paper towel or two or three."
such fun silliness! I enjoyed all the smiles!
Silly Linky won't allow me to link up with Ms. Jenny! So rude! I should stomp my feet and get some recourse! So what do you think????
Just love love love this post! So funny!!
Loved your "dictionary". Still chuckling to myself!
Very good silliness.
Thanks for the smiles.
You are just full of silly smiles here- I love it- xo Diana
Silly makes me smile! Thanks!
very funny post. My toddler says oh oh all the time instead of whoops
Heeheehhehe!!! I adore your mother's dictionary. What a laugh it gave me.
When Geek Son was 'round the seventh grade he bought a can of silly string on the Mall in the big city. We were at the Food Court when he decided to give it a spray.
Some landed on a woman's purse at a nearby table. Not thinkin' he got up to get it off and the gal through he was stealin' her purse.
I had to step in to deescalate the situation, then we all had a good laugh over it. I was glad it didn't get nasty.
God bless ya and have an exceptional weekend my friend!!!
Great dictionary! Lots of those made me laugh :D
Fun S post
Ha Ha! Thanks for the giggles this morning! Yes, my girls loved silly string, especially New Years Eve! Have a great weekend, Nan
Thank you for the silly post...so much better than a sad one.
I could really relate to the top bunk one! It brought back memories of my own little superman wannabes.
Laffs and snortlez at "pork chop"!!
:)
Oh Anne.
You are just splendid!
I'm still giggling at the Fryday joke!
Thanks for the chuckle. I will be thinking of you all day as these pop into my head!
Thanks for a super link!
Hugs and A+
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