Isolation Observations and Thankful Thursday

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of
Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

I need to practice
social-distancing from the refrigerator.

Still haven't decided where to
go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom

PSA: every few days
try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all
is well in the kingdom.

Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended
for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

I don't think
anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to
the Twilight Zone

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It
was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my
dog..... we laughed a lot.

So, after this quarantine.....will the
producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?

Quarantine
Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the
ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in
business.

Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these
little monsters called in a bomb threat.

I'm so excited --- it's time to
take out the garbage. What should I wear?

I hope the weather is good
tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los
Livingroom.

Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with
hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just
said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm
offended.

Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under.

Did you know that Niagara Falls in the most Instagrammed falls in the world? My oldest brother Bill and his wife Joyce spent their honeymoon here in 1963.

I love fun facts? Did you know 4 out of five Great Lakes dump into Niagara River before they dump into the fifth Great Lake? I love natural beauty so this was the perfect choice for my Thankful Thursday But here is one last share to make you smile, I hope!

This Girl Goat made me smile too.  I have a friend from high school, Roseann, who is a Pueblo farmer. Tip your hat to her and her phamily. They work hard to make sure there is food on tables daily. They were clearing the ditches and one of her little grand girls was wearing a white tutu and blue cowboy boots. That's a girl who knows cool fashion.

My boy Boots with Rebekah from a long time ago.  Go out and have a terrific day while you saunter through your home or yard.

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